Fake Patty's Day

Once upon a time there was a holiday called St. Patrick's Day that everyone wanted to celebrate by drinking green beer and singing that song that says, "Oh baby you...got what I neeed!" It was a lot of fun until the government and college officials got together in a conspiracy to strip college students at KState of any possible fun they might have. They decided to make Spring Break happen at the same time as St. Patrick's Day, thus condensing two fun times into one and student's were like "nooo! not fair!" So they got together with the Aggieville peeps and said, "lets make our own FAKE holiday that will be tight so we can have two fun times again!" Then they made Fake Patty's Day and everyone bought shirts to wear from THREAD Hot and Fresh T-Shirts made to order! Now it's like the biggest holiday in the world and people come from Russia and Australia just to take part in the ritualistic beer drinking and dance-offs with officials trying to stop Fake Patty's from happening.

The end.

Ps. Popular mythology claims that on the day of Fake Patty's Day, every rainbow in the world ends in Manhattan Kansas.

I know, I got a Fake Patty's Day from that t-shirt place, and then I threw up in it!

by _______funfunfunfun_________ January 20, 2011

Winning Smile Day

January 21st, the day where everyone if not all will wear the ROBLOX accessory Winning Smile.

Oh hell, tomorrows Winning Smile Day!

by Fascist Face December 13, 2020

Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

by Jme9589 January 18, 2011

A Bob Marley Day

A day which contains so little to do, that on MUST pay respect(To Bob Marley) the same way Sublime would: smoke at least two joints in the morning, and in the afternoon. Smoke two joints before you smoke two joints, and than smoke two more.

Darell: Yo ma brudah, da stress ah da day is really settlin in mon.
Andre: Jah mon, how's about we be makin dis a Bob Marley Day ta ease da stress.
Darell: Jah.

by justcamiam July 19, 2010

the other side of the day

The opposite meridiem of the day. For example, if it is 7am, the other side of the day would be at 7pm of the same day. If it is 9pm, then it would be 9am.

ha, you're doing your homework last minute?
no Cece, it's due on the other side of the day.

by sorry-im-daydreaming September 3, 2019

report card day

If you're a student like me (Makes horrible test grades but actually does your homework and somewhat cares) then you probably dread this day. If you're a student like my older sister(Studies hard never misses a homework assingment aces all the tests and on the teachers good side) then you probably love this day. This is the day when asian parents yell at their kids for getting an A-. This is the day white kids get sympathy for making a C. This is also the day that black kids get their asses whooped for bringing home a D+. If by chance your report card satisfies your parent then you can expect some money or a trip to your favorite restaurant.

Asian kid: Mom... heres my report card
Asian Mom: An A-!!!! You have got to do better!!

White Kid:Oh crap its report card day! Here it is...
White parent: Aww you got a C in History. Try to do better next time honey.

Black kid: Mom before I show you my report card promise me you won't go crazy... AHHHHHH!!!!! MOMMA NO!!!!

by childplz March 27, 2011

rad hair day

When you wake up and your hair is just plain awesome, all on its own, for no particular reason. No matter how much it rains, you sweat, or you get punched in the face, your hair remains rad until the end of the allocated 24 hour period.

Dude I'm totally having a rad hair day. We just experienced a Jumanji-level stampede and I still look like David Hasselhoff.

by Beardcore August 11, 2010