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Norwegian thunder monkey

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier
so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell
by phil_Mccracken69 April 7, 2021
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monkey awareness month

an awareness month dedicated to my wonderful cockroach of a best friend <3
"Yo have you heard that it's monkey awareness month?"
"Why the hell would monkeys have a whole month dedicated to them?"
"Hey, don't bully my best friend"
by beabadoobee listener May 13, 2023
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Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
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Bosnian Monkey Lick

The act of licking the shit and blood out of a girls ass and vagina while she is on her period
So what did you do to her Rhet
I gave her the ole Bosnian Monkey Lick
by Dabturkey69 May 12, 2019
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rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.
I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.
by CMorgan April 25, 2006
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