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John

John is fuck in short he likes to suck big dick
by My boy esteban November 20, 2023
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Porta John

The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.
Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.
by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022
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John&son pizza

A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
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John Lennon

by Penidg June 1, 2022
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john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
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John Anthony

John Anthony
A super sexy beast who is amazing at basketball and is a good friend. He will also get you the lowest interest rate on your home loan, if you’re selling your house he will get you top dollar for your property! In addition buyers who buy with him always get favorable terms.
John Anthony is so cool! He got me the lowest interest rate on my home loan and has a wicked jump shot.
by Johnfunds365 November 24, 2021
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John Cena

by ChihuahuaPlaysYT September 21, 2020
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