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Bear Hands

Used in sentences when mad af.

People will mock you if you use it in a way by making it a joke, (see below).

Or maybe you think about bear hands. Like actuall bear hands. I'm not here to define that though.
Kunt: I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BEAR HANDS ASSY!

Assy: Woah buddy, you mean with your bear hands, or with actuall bear hands?

Kunt: FUCK OFF PRICK!
by I'm going to rape myself October 16, 2017
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canadian hand grenade

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it
Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....
by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023
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Ben Hand

"look, there is Ben Hand! He is such a *dumb/ugly/small dick powered* fuck"
by Giraffeman69 November 24, 2021
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The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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One hand Jackson

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."
by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015
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Boob Hand

When a girl with big boobs gets elbowed by another girl
YOU BOOB HANDED ME, YOU FOOL!!
by LZan April 4, 2019
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