Sadistic Sex God

Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.

There is only one sadistic sex god

by IndyCaffeinated February 18, 2022

God is dead

A saying that Means God It's not all a part of Man Kind anymore

It is sad but God is dead

by 459395 March 14, 2022

Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.

Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

by réeeee May 22, 2018

God

Our lord and saviour, Chungus

-Fucking praise god duuuude

by Cruxyy January 5, 2019

God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

God

God is, according to Christianity, the eternal being responsible for the upbringing of our world.

I believe God was made up by those longing for power, simply to make the people believe that God would punish them. This made it so that they could shape society any way that they wished, and therefore rule it. Perhaps God is what sparked morality. This has since been replaced by societal laws telling one how to act, thus making religion and God meaningless.

by DefenseAnalyticsNetwork July 10, 2023

If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!

Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2023