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A seemingly trivial indicator that more potentially serious problems exist in a given situation. Synonymous with "canary in a coal mine"

Originated by the rock group Van Halen in the early 1980's. At the time, Van Halen had an elaborate stage show designed by the band itself, requiring substantial technical expertise to set up. In order to determine if the promoter had actually read - and followed - the contract, a clause stating that a bowl of M&M candies must be provided, with the brown ones removed upon pain of forfeiture of the show at full price. At the time, it was thought that the band was being petty and demanding (a rumor that the band allowed to perpetuate), but the real reason was to set a quality control measure that, if present, would signify that the specifics of the contract weren't being followed, requiring a thorough, detailed inspection of the setup with cancellation (at full pay) soon following after discovery of unsafe conditions.
"Yeah, Diamond Dave threw a fit after he found a brown M&M in the bowl."
"I know, they had to replace the whole floor!"
Brown M&M by emily the cat October 14, 2020
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Brown Gold 

Feces of Asian Palm Civet (Kopi Luwak)

Coffee beans recovered from this Civet shit fetches hefty price
Julia brews Brown gold for breakfast
Brown Gold by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

brown sugar rim

Tonguing cocaine off of a person's asshole during a rim job
I was expecting a pretty standard hookup, but then she surprised me with a tasty brown sugar rim.
brown sugar rim by HolliverXD January 19, 2021

Bronsexual 

Bronsexuals are 14 year olds (or manchildren with a 14 year old mentality) that like the idea of winning, so they follow LeBron wherever he goes. But being the contrarian idiots that they are, they need to justify their bandwagoning behavior by saying outlandish and downright stupid things like, LeBron is the GOAT or Lebron is better than Jordan. In a bronsexuals mind, taking up an unpopular (but stupid) opinion makes them the underdogs, despite Lebrons constant antics of sabotaging NBA free agency and buying himself championship rings, of which even then, he still has a losing record.
Bronsexual: Lebron is the GOAT! Jordan sucks, he lost in the first round.
Rational Person: Jordan lost in first round without legit superstars around him unlike Lebron, who builds and hijacks the NBA to get cheap and easy rings.
Bronsexual by LeBumJames April 11, 2022

RJ Brown 

the coolest war hero to ever live.
man RJ Brown gives a mean RJ Brown (RIP RJ Brown)
RJ Brown by Adam November 13, 2004

Charlie Brown Bum 

The perfect bottom on any one person. A booty so cute you can't resist it.
Mike has a wicked Charlie Brown Bum

drop brown 

To defecate, to crap. Biblically, to "cover one's feet."
Skippy had a unique goal-- to drop brown in every stall on campus.
drop brown by Grodd February 1, 2008