bite your tail

When someone is certainly doing something wrong, followed by realization of the fact and remorse.

Popular in Canada and some parts of the North-Western States.

Alice: You should definitely not join the shady cult because of her, you will bite your tail sooner or later.
Bob: It's not a cult, it's a spiritual gathering place.

by Don't Call Me Buddy, Guy April 28, 2017

your mom in disguise

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

close your coffin

Southern slang for shut your mouth.

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

stir your lemonade

When you give someone a vigorous handjob in a circular motion.

I can't wait for tonight so I can stir your lemonade. 😏

by Thatguywhojustwantstopostadef May 27, 2017

Honk your horn

When you squeeze a girls breast in a flirtatious way

"If you keep talking I'm gonna Honk your horn "

by Dandrew Stan May 31, 2017

Snap your potato

When you have a boner and you have to get rid of it really fast so you snap it down.

Yo, you best snap your potato before we get to this baby shower. That wouldn't look good.

by Spunows June 18, 2017

your tweak is leaking

A term used mostly among "{tweakers}" aka crystal meth users It refers to someone who is a little too high and not hiding it too well. They feel confident and in control but appear sloppy, messy and/or generally all over the place

I came home to find my roommate in the middle of at least 6 different elaborate projects involving power tools, cleaning supplies and and every major appliance either in use or being reconstructed.
Upon seeing the look on my face he asked what was wrong and I said:

"Your tweak is leaking."

by Leaky Tweaker July 2, 2017