Poop Nut

A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.

I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.

by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023

Poopaglyphics

Handprints, footprints, or finger streakings on wall or floor of bathroom from someone not having clean hands or feet after defecation.

Don’t use that stall, someone has marked it with their poopaglyphics

by NOTDrPhirr July 28, 2023

poop

its a soft substance that comes out of your asshole.

"aww shit, I gotta poop"

by DietWaterSalesman August 1, 2023

Ploopy

Basically the n-word

Manny: "Greg, you are such a ploopy!"
Greg: *Grabs shotgun.*

by Sus_baka_sus_baka_1293827 August 5, 2023

Poopalactic convulsion

Urgent, violent, explosive defection followed by overwhelming relief.

I had to bust out of the meeting in fear of a poopalactic convulsion.

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023

Poop colored people

Brown people.

I hate poop colored people.

by Booty_hunter August 14, 2023