Parker

A string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker

Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”

by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

Parker

The kind of guy who likes getting pegged, like alot..

"Oh did you meet parker last friday?"

"Yeah he likes getting pegged!"

by goodbøy October 13, 2020

Parker

Parker is a very cool guy and he is very attracted to asians with brown eyes and amazing personality and doesn’t get mad at all and her name is venice

Parker loves venice, Parker is in love with venice

by anonymous82648281 October 18, 2020

Parker Sons

When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.

"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."

by Jack Willa October 21, 2020

Parker

Parker has big peepee

Parker’s peepee destroyed my insides

by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020

Parker

Parker has big peepee

Parker’s peepee destroyed me

by Udhdbdbdhd November 16, 2020

parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

by anonymous November 19, 2020