Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

Joe Wong

The most optimistic guy you can find on planet earth.

Look it's Joe Wong, I always get motivated around him, he's always looking at life in a happy way.

by Coffee and chat committee March 07, 2023

joe wong

tall hot guy with a bigass dick and will steal your girl with ease

“fuck bro my girl left me”
“yeah bruh heard joe wong’s in town”

by Jacqueline20002000 February 21, 2020

The Joe Gardas

Another name for the lat-drop, an infamous wrestling move. If someone tries to take you down with The Joe Gardas you better start praying.

“Omg, that guy used The Joe Gardas on me!” “I am so scared of that guy, he always uses The Joe Gardas!”

by Abbydameanie January 03, 2020

Joe Rocks

Poly

Where is the poly Joe Rocks

by awdawgfawg November 22, 2022

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

joe fo sho

Basically God in the flesh. He's more metal than you'll ever be. Even if you had your skeleton replaced with adamantium. Enjoys long walks on the beach, whiskey, and an affinity for women of Japanese descent. He's also your dad, regardless of what your mom says.

That dude is a badass. Yea but hes no joe fo sho

by Joefosho216 December 20, 2016