fat cat

a cat that is the size of a basket ball and eats chips and coke.

guy: look at that bear
girl: that snot a bear its a fat cat
guy: wow eat less cat

by #fatcats May 3, 2019

Fat

A thicc substance that every person in Hollywood wants to lose but only half will admit it.

Your so fucking fat said the unoriginal asshole.

by Gunshipsmangshop July 8, 2018

Fat cow

It’s you come on you know

I’m a fat cow jokes kk

by Benjikrolllllllllllllllo November 4, 2020

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023

fat fuck it up

A fat fuck it up is a fat person that fucks up any & everything they touch & eat.

Kiemora: “Jahshawn is really a fat fuck it up”
Trinity: “I know girl he big asf”

by Nirt August 18, 2019

Fat Person Disease

(made by McNeal and a real-life experience)

The Fat Person Disease Is When Your Obese And You Can't Stop Eating. Fat People May feel Depression And Will Always Be Bullied

Bully "Your so fat lmao. Fat Person Disease!!!!" Fat Person thoughts "kill me already"

by Mcn Eal November 21, 2019

The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 17, 2014