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Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )
Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands
by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018
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Crab Arm/Hand

When you’re pushing heavy at the gym and suddenly one arm that you don’t fap with as much starts letting you down so you continue the set with your strong boy hand.
Kershit the dickless: sheit mayne that dude is lifting 4 plates with his one hand.

Cetnar de Nark: yeh bro but his left hand is giving out.
Kershit the dickless: fuck you’re right! Fucking looks like those crabs with one big ass claw and their other looks like some retarted prop from the Halloween store.
Cetnar de Nark: yup definitely a crab arm/hand
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club September 13, 2018
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Brush hand chin flip

I like eating all that thick brush hand chin flip.
by Chloenoelflora September 13, 2018
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Third hand smoke

The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person
I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker
by Cwolf22 September 15, 2018
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Baby Hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!
by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 3, 2018
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Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.
Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.
by hso_00 October 4, 2018
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