When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
by Skippychris December 8, 2010

by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018

I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick
by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018

by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011

by basestDefinerInIowaHistory June 24, 2021

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
