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second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.
Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"
by Skippychris December 8, 2010
mugGet the second-hand sunmug.

Baby Hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!
by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018
mugGet the Baby Handsmug.

Hand Pusher

A guy who puts a girls hand on his dick to forcibly initiate a handjob or sucky sucky.
I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick
mugGet the Hand Pushermug.

rhythm hand

the hand used as a metronome when there is not one around. Used mostly by rap artists
I keep my flow steady with my rhythm hand
by Nasty Ho March 20, 2011
mugGet the rhythm handmug.

hands up don't nuke

What you say when POTUS threatens to drop nukes on a revolution.
"You need a nuke to take on the US government"
"Hands up don't nuke!"
mugGet the hands up don't nukemug.

Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
by I made the man December 13, 2024
mugGet the Ham Handedmug.
Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...
by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018
mugGet the helen keller with broken handsmug.

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