Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Cock In Hand

means fr

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Second-hand listening

When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.

"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."

"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."

by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021

full handed

This is when all your hands are full and you can’t hold anything else.

Mum I can’t carry the shopping I am full handed

by anonymous February 26, 2021