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Future fishing

When a narcissist paints a pleasing and vivid picture of a future together with their victim in order to gain access to what the narcissist wants in the short term (sex/resources) with zero intention of that alleged future becoming a reality
AJ Said he wants to buy a house and live in it with me and get married but he won’t even change his public relationship status from single and is making no effort to not live at home with his parents, I could smell the narcissism coming off him I can tell he’s full of shit, he’s just future fishing and love bombing me. Needless to say I will not be letting him hit lol
by Honestowl February 4, 2022
mugGet the Future fishingmug.

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker
Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!
by dickGlitter March 31, 2018
mugGet the fish jerkymug.

Cock fished

Similar to cat fishing some one , with fake pictures.

When a guy sends you a dick pic, that isn’t his dick.

His in fact is much smaller
by Elles Belles April 5, 2021
mugGet the Cock fishedmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
mugGet the Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...mug.

Fish

Fish often stands for (Fuck It Shit Happens) but can also mean a floppy person that most of the time goes by the name of emron who is a fish
Emron:"oh shit I accidentally fucked ur girlfriend!".
Friend:"F.I.S.H

Fish
mugGet the Fishmug.

Blue Fish

The act of slapping someone’s inner thighs, often by surprise, in order to replicate the sound of a blue fish flopping around on the ground.
You just blue fished me!
by Raenac August 14, 2022
mugGet the Blue Fishmug.

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