Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

Helping a friend in need by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

your best friend's sister 

a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever

Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?

dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!

your best friend's sister by dawg69 June 21, 2009

Facebook obligate friend 

When you get a friend request on facebook and for whatever reason you feel obligated or feel it necessary to accept their request even though you would prefer not to.

See facebook friend snare

I didn't much like Lisa when we worked on the fundraiser together and now she put in a friend request to me on Facebook. I wouldn't have accepted it but she is so well connected in the community I think it would be a mistake to ignore it. I grouped her under what she is--a Facebook obligate friend.

Facebook obligate friend by CLS CU April 7, 2010

pitty friend 

some one you feel bad for because they are picked on and have no freinds so you tell them your theyr freind even though you realy just feel bad for them.

after I told him i was his freind he wont leave me alone i realy hate him hes just my "pitty friend' that stalks me.

pitty friend by theconfusedwombat December 2, 2011

Frienda 

See related term friendo
A friend of the female gender. The English language had previously made it too easy for women to make their boyfriend or would-be suitor jealous by telling him she's "out with a friend". Back then, for the next several hours after receiving that "with a friend" text from her, his mind would go from convincing himself that the friend is a girl from her pilates class, to thinking that this "friend" is a 6'3" surgeon taking her out on his 75 ft yacht. And back and forth between those thoughts. In reality, it was her childhood friend, Sarah, that she was with, but she knew what she was doing when she said to him "a friend" just to drive him to insanity in a seemingly innocent and unintentional way. Because, of course, if he had asked the sex of this friend, he would appear to be a jealous psycho. And he is still trying to play it cool.

Guys everywhere should demand that women clarify frienda or friendo so that they don't have this easy "with a friend" method of instilling jealousy into men's minds.

Example 2:

Boy: babe where are you?

Girl: I'm home waiting for a friend to come by to get something from me.

Boy: (imagining friend means some dude and something means sex). "Um .. uh.. ok"

Girl: not like that silly, it's a frienda.

Boy: oh! you should've said so to begin with! If only women started clarifying that they're with a frienda, it would save men hours of looking at your Facebook page for any check-ins, excessive "likes" from random dudes, or other such unusual activity.

Frienda by RRDS September 9, 2013

Friend Bomb 

The act of systematically friending every friend of a friend to the point where the friends of your friend are so irritated that they defriend your friend. This usually requires more than one friend acting in concert to achieve actual de friend levels of irritation to the friends of your friend. This act of group friend bombing is known as atomic friend bombing. Proceed with caution when atomic friend bombing, you may cause a chain reaction and in turn have no friends.

Sweet! I have a new friend today... ahh wait... who the f** is this? Da**mit another friend bomb! I hate Mumford 2005!

Friend Bomb by zimzam86 May 16, 2011

Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.

John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!

Friend-zoned by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015