Dick Skinner

The lesser known name for your hand that is used while jacking off. Name does not descriminate beteween rightys and leftys. But it does imply a dude's hand since women are are much more gentle in the process.

That guy's dick skinner is all full of his stuff!!!

by The "Real" Slim Shaddy August 30, 2009

dick slut

A girl that will do anything for a cock

That dick slut Amanda can't get enough of me.

by pimp juice daddy g April 22, 2006

midget dick

When a large man has a penis that is not in proportion to his body size.
When it looks as if a midgets penis was transplanted on to a average mans body.

Yeah michaellee33 has such a midget dick
or
dysturbedstatic : dude you have such a midget dick.
michaellee33 : yea but my girlfriend loves to floss with it.

by George W Bush. and i approve this message April 12, 2005

dick wagon

When someone has taken so much dick that it follows them around like a wagon full of dicks

You see Sally last night? Yeah but she has a dick wagon

by kylie dempsey January 31, 2015

dick hands

A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.

person 1: See that guy, hes got dick hands.
person 2: What a filthy fucking animal. What if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: That is a classic case of primary contact. Keep your hands to yourself. Its tough love, you know.

Upon a later encounter..

person 1: Hey, theres Dick Kands.

by The Dumpster September 1, 2008

Shiver Dick

When you pee and your hands are cold.

Oh god damnit.. fuckin shiver dick. Makin my GOD DAMN COCK ALL COLD AND SHIT. SHIT!

by Funkadelic Tom October 11, 2006

dick-blade

A bloodsport where two men are stripped nude and their penises are tied tightly together with wire or twine, their hands are tied behind their backs and they each are allowed a razor blade that is to be clenched between the teeth. On the count of three the men savagely tear at one another with the blades while thrashing their hips to cause as much pain as possible to their adversary. The survivor wins but there is not always one.

There was only one cookie left so the roommates settled the dispute with a game of dick-blade.

by The inventor of dick-blade April 17, 2011