dictionary

an useless book of random words that nerd bury their heads into every day

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Person 2: Reading the dictionary
Person 3: NERD! More like the DICKtionary! HAHAHA

by urbandictionarylegend1234 November 9, 2022

Urban dictionary

Place where pussyholes come to look at definitions of sex or sexual positions because they are too virgin to know for themselves.

This is the urban dictionary. Its not pornhub

by Taes Gurl November 23, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A fake online dictionary which is actually just full of malware, profanity, and adult content. This website shouldn't even be online. It should be in a court. The word "fake" F-A-K-E, is everywhere. Bad grammar, inappropriate content, EVERYTHING. I don't know why you guys like this stuff, bad language, adult content. This is ridiculous. You people these days.

- Sincerely "Just someone who is standing up for what is right"

Hopefully, the Urban Dictionary gets banned.

by "J.S.S.U.F.W.I.R" May 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is the place you go to when you either have nothing to do, are in incognito, or are using the bathroom

Person 1: Hey Arnold, do you use urban dictionary? Cause I do!

Person 2: You bet I do James! Man that place is chaotic, but fun

Person 1: Agreed

by Arnold and James December 10, 2021

Urban dictionary

What you're using right now idiot! Are you high or something?

Michael: *logs in to urban dictionary*
Michael: do you know what urban dictionary is?
Me: what you're using right now dumbass!
Michael: fuck you adam!!

by Your average pedophile October 13, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A website where by and large, misogynists and other pathetically fragile man-babies can attempt to change the definitions of words to bolster their penile-egos. A particularly horrendous example is mansplaining.
Admittedly I as a secure older male have not spent the time to thoroughly examine the entire listing of words as the disgusting dreck defining mansplaining sickened and saddened me to the point that I felt compelled to add this definition.

The definitions for mansplaining show Urban Dictionary's lack of validity.

by secureman December 17, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that doesn't make sense at all

"The Urban Dictionary is weird..."

by GLXSSY September 27, 2021