John.

John is an amazing person who will never fail to make you happy, laugh, or smile. They have a fantastic taste in music and are usually dorks or nerds, but still awesome

person: whos that
person 1: oh thats just John.

by iiSilentFoxxowo July 22, 2019

jollibee john

a dickhead who’s favourite word is ‘then’

don’t be a jollibee john!

by beepobeep November 22, 2021

John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.

"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"

by Alina Rose November 24, 2021

Nathan John

Builds best motorbike ramps ever.

Wow Nathan john you so much better building motorbike ramps in building things then any of his brothers.

by Dr knowsmorethanyou September 16, 2020

John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.

Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.

by silence wench February 13, 2022

bubbly johns

a homemade bong made out of a water bottle

mon do bubbly johns in falls tn xx

by bigwilly42069 April 11, 2023

John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.

"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"

by MrFraggy April 9, 2019