job

job is the hottest most coolest and funniest man you know

omg he is so hot. it must be job

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Job

the thing we all fear and eventually have to have due to society. this thing usually has you do the most boring shit in existence for 8 hours straight and rewarding you with a few dollars. there is a reason why the unemployment rate is going up

Mark: hey Alvin, have you seen Ben lately?
Alvin: no. dude hasn't responded to my texts in a few days,
Mark: he is probably at his Job.

by appleapple_1 June 19, 2025

blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job

Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed

by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010

Job

Oh are you super good at running a brothel for one of the retards in your group home? Is that what you value? Working hard in a place were the employees whore themselves out to a cripple? What do I get? Because the whores get paid to have sex and you get promotions you don't deserve for running a retard sex cult. Nothing. The answer is nothing. Unless I rape and murder the people who participate and the retards who don't need to exist in the first place. Then what I get is to punish people who absolutely deserve it.

Your job is to do whatever the fuck you want and leave the mess for others to clean up. If I were to do that you all wouldn't like it very much would you? No. You know how I know? Because I stopped doing my job and started doing whatever the fuck I wanted to do. And now all I want to do is fuck that whore and kill that retard. That is the only thing that matters to me at this point and in the worst case scenario I can just find someone guilt adjacent to punish instead. Because you can hide a Cripple and a whore but you can't hide everyone who knows who they are.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

Slurp Job

When your girl grabs your dick as if she’s about to give a hand job then starts sucking and making slurp noises.

Yo bro, Vanessa’s pretty fat, but she can give one hell of a slurp job

by Zander 632 August 5, 2023

ocular job

when a man ejaculates inside of a womans eye. Preferably as she looks right at his penis hole.

Hey, why didn't you go to BBYO today? I was too busy giving my girlfriend an ocular job!

by bbyoincorp March 17, 2011

Grave Job

when a girl sucks you off in a cemetery.

Tommy: I hear you and Jane went to the cemetery at midnight the other night.

Timmy: Yeah, she totally gave me a grave job.

by Johnny Joey March 11, 2011