blaire job

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."
by Xxqueenbitchhhxx December 05, 2013
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Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.
“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”
by TardoTheAssClown December 06, 2023
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job palmer

The most incredible person u could ever meet
by Yonddj December 01, 2020
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psych job

A person with psychological problems, especially irrational fears (namely a neurosis).
Most of the women in young adult groups are attractive, kind of hot, and psych jobs.

I wanted to date her until I found out she was a psych job.
by Source of Truth January 08, 2009
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between jobs

Polite way of saying dat a guy's dick hasn't gonna any oral or manual "servicing" for a while.
If you are simultaneously lax about seeking a wage-earning position and not having much luck in "getting some", you might wanna get your lazy a** in gear and head to da employment office, as this might help you not be "between jobs" in BOTH senses of da term --- many chicks are only interested in motivated and financially-secure dudes.
by QuacksO August 14, 2024
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beta access blow job

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
dude lts went down to goleta beach and gave a beta access blow job!! what a fag!!!
by metchsucks August 30, 2022
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Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.
"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 04, 2025
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