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Water of God

When you get up in the middle of the night and take a drink of water that feels like it’s come from a spring blessed by god himself.
Person1: I was so thirsty last night and I went a got a drink. It was water of god.
by UnTen May 21, 2022
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The gods of gods

by Yer not that boi November 7, 2019
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God

The creator of all men and we on. A god that believers believe in. Someone who is powerful of all things. Someone who sticks with you for life and who is better than a friend.
God is the best man alive. He helped me get through my presentation.
by Aubrey ajackson February 22, 2021
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The Rap God

John: 'Have you ever heard of 'The Rap God' on soundcloud?'

Anyone: 'No'
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wrath of god

The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.
"oh shit girl, you went wrath of god on him didn't you?"
by tiitansilver January 5, 2016
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God

And God is a guy taking credit for something he didn't do...
Some guy "Hey man, you ever wonder who made everything?"

Some other guy "Uuuum-I did that... Yep... I did that waaaaaaaay back in the day. Before you were even a guy."

The first guy "Awshitnoway for real!?"

God "Yeah dawg... Yup... It was me."

Dawg "No fuckin way bro that is sick! That must have taken a long time."

God "Nah Dawg, that shit only took 7 days. Nah, 6 days. I took a nap the 7th day."

Dawg "Damn bro... That's nuts."

God "Right? Yeah, so I'm going to need you to burn down Sodom and Gomorrah."

Dawg "What?"

God "Yeah, I'm not about any of that shit. Go. Grab another guy. Go get Abraham and tell him we're going to burn down the city."

Dawg "Aw well shit man... I guess I'd better do that then..."

God "Yeah I will burn your soul forever if you don't!"

Dawg "Oho! Man, ouch! Doesn't sound fun. Alright... I'll tell Michael about the you making everything in 7 days shit though. You're a dope guy man. Thanks for all the stuff."

God "Yeah, we'll kill the canaanites next. Oh, and this is my son Jesus and he's better than everyone forever."

Dawg "Aw cool, bye Jesus!" *Walks away*
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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