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Burger King Smash

when someone shoves a Burger King burger up your asshole and fucks you.
If he agrees to Burger King smash you then he’s a real one.
by nigerianprince August 4, 2019
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King Jellybean

The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).

Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"

John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner July 4, 2020
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alaskan king crabs

Crabs and genital warts combined
Shit man she gave me warts now I got Alaskan king crabs.
by 420024 anal June 18, 2018
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Rat King

A rat king is also known as the male human species with the name Austin Aplas. This species also has a rat queen girlfriend names Isabella
by KT Vezza July 28, 2024
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Burger King Nuggets

The strange chicken nuggets served at Burger King. Known for the strange aftertaste and weird flavor. They also leave behind this (potentially lethal) dust.
Ayo I'm boutta hit them burger king nuggets
Nah man those are shit stay away
by consumegoyslop October 10, 2022
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THC King

Roberto, a noble yet humble God, strong, and followed by others beneath him. He is entertained with the mortals that try to claim his crown.
Roberto is the THC King, we all know that, but what is sad is their will be no other!
by DrifterXL September 12, 2022
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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
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