delusional faggot syndrome

a disease that predominantly affects people ages 18 onward who often frequent bars and make up stories in a false sense of grandeur to not be overshadowed by his friends and peers. people who suffer from delusional faggot syndrome (D.F.S.) often exhibit primitive behavior, such as recycling uninteresting stories, false claims of wealth, drastically lying about the weight of his sexual partner or just generally being a insecure doucher. although many scientists are debating it's origins, many believe people are born with, thus making it untreatable.

man 1: "damn tommy's delusional faggot syndrome is really getting out of hand, man"
man 2: "yeah he thinks his new camry is a ferrari."

gary says he is a professor at the bar when he gets a few drinks in him, but he's actually a 2nd grade teacher.

by deez_nuts November 6, 2013

Popular Girl Syndrome

The need to be associated (often sexually) with people of certain importance as to boost ones pathetic ego. Popular girl syndrome is not gender specific but can most commonly be found in males.

Male subject seeks sexual and emotional attention of a female that he has no attraction to due to his perception that her popularity exceeds his own. He totally has Popular Girl Syndrome.

by Cata-fuckin-lina May 26, 2011

empty bed syndrome

Feeling lonely when you're used to sleeping next to somebody but now you have to sleep alone.

Arturo broke up with his girlfriend and now at night he suffers from an acute case of empty bed syndrome.

by misskiki February 19, 2009

Magaluf Downer Syndrome

The horrible feeling you get when your back home after a holiday to magaluf

John: Dude i feel so depressed since coming home

Doctor Pete : you got Magaluf downer syndrome!

by Milic15 August 1, 2010

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Blue Tick Syndrome

When someone has a constant habit of reading messages and not replying on WhatsApp (social media)

Samantha: "Hey Ashley ... What the hell is wrong with Trey ... He's like, reading my messages and not fucking replying!"

Ashley: "Oh well ... You know .... He got Blue Tick Syndrome"

by PrincessCherryBomb March 21, 2016

Stephen Colbert Syndrome

The process of transitioning from a satiric depiction of a thing to the very thing you once parodied. Named after Stephen Colbert, who originally played the character right wing ideologue named "Stephen Colbert", who told yo what to think. Over time, he has become the Blue State equivalent of his earlier "Stephen Colbert" character. He has come full circle.

You know how originally she mocked bad weepy singer-songwriters? Now she takes herself seriously and has misses her own joke. Stephen Colbert Syndrome!

by TrustFalls January 22, 2021