Get a fresh green chile, chop the top off with stem. Get hard and Insert penis in chile and remove 5x. When the significant other is ready ram that bad boy up ther anus and pull out fast to make popping sound effect while the chile becomes inserted after pop.
Cant wait for Karen to get home, been waiting to give her the New Mexican Chile Popper for a minute.
by LegendKiller23 June 07, 2020
A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey May 27, 2023
A term coined by Kiwis which refers to something average that nobody else in the world gives a fuck about except New Zealanders,.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.
It is used to make said thing sound more interesting and beloved than it actually is.
Man 1: Have you been to that obscure attraction in the rural obscure town?
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand
Man 2: Yeah! It’s world famous in New Zealand
by Jimmy.Bebob August 04, 2008
Jim: "Hey Bill, were you at the New Year's party?"
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."
Bill: "No, I was at home dropping the New Year's Ball."
Jim: "Get a life, BIll."
by TheIngloriousTaco August 03, 2015
When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
by Skazwozzer July 30, 2015
by Poop Inspector May 15, 2018