Meat Tornado

A Meat Tornado is the act of swinging, flailing and or spining your dick around in circular motions like a "helicopter dick" but without using your hands.

One guy at a party was asked to show his party trick which was a helicopter dick. Thinking thats nothing specail, a random guy yells out loud "you call that special. "Check out this meat tornado!"

by C. Cream November 19, 2023

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018

Beat The Meat

Beat The Meat is a term used by Walter Booty Clapper To say that its time to get butt raped by a 3,000 ft pole that comes out of his pants.Then he will say good little kitty cat. Then finally he will give you REALLY a hard blow to your butt.

Walter: You want to Beat The Meat
Random Guy: OH HELL NA
Walter: Come on dude I'll pay you
Random Guy: Go fuck yourself
Walter: No, I want to fuck you
Also Walter: grabs random guy then throws him into a big white van
Random Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME

by Walter Booty Clapper November 4, 2022

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

meat flick

when autocorrect is drunk and autocorrects netflix to “meat flick”

“wow meat flick is more important than us” -feral gays

by feralgayslave September 7, 2021

Meat Sackin

Place your penis in downward position and flip nutsack over penis, with one testacle on each side of the shaft.

Did you see Cody meat sackin last night? Yes it was phenomenal.

by MeatSacker July 5, 2024

meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.

"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!

by Crey November 14, 2013