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dance with your monkey

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?
by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016
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monkey with a chemistry set

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.
If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.
by LaceySD January 17, 2018
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Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.
" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"
by Icebergy November 13, 2020
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Norwegian thunder monkey

the act of taking a humongous shit at a vilocity so fast when it hits the water it breaks the sound barrier
so how was you date Tom? not good, I ate del taco last night for dinner and had to drop a Norwegian thunder monkey so they had to clear the restaurant we were in because of the sheer smell
by phil_Mccracken69 April 7, 2021
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Gorilla Monkey Chase

A gorilla monkey chase is a sex position where the women sticks multiple filled condoms on her breast then the men repeatedly hit them in the face with there genitals then they begin to have anal while one man caress' her breasts.
Jack: I had an amazing night last night
Kyle: You Gorilla Monkey Chase with Liam and Taylor?
Jack: hell yeah!
by BabyNugget69 January 21, 2013
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Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.
by Elburno October 3, 2011
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You Goddamn Monkey

A white man referring to a black man
White Man: look at that monkey
Black Man: What did you call me
White Man: I said You're a Goddamn Monkey You goddamn monkey
by monkeyboi69 April 18, 2023
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