something uber homosexual. derived from the fact that negative 3 girls like someone (john doe), making it 3 guys liking him, thus the negative 3 is homosexual.
"dude that guy right there is sooooo john's negative 3."
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
Guy 1: I would bang that guy
Guy 2: thats so john's negative 3.
by stinsons October 21, 2010
Get the john's negative 3mug. When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
Get the john oliver effectmug. Need for excessive admiration. The narcissist isn’t satisfied with a compliment or pat on the back when others offer them as a part of natural conversation. They demand that others admire their appearance, accomplishments, skills, or existence. The admiration of others is what feeds the narcissist.
Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.
Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.
by StevenBills August 21, 2024
Get the John Stricklenmug. A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020
Get the Johnmug. Teacher: Who invented television?
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
Me: John
Teacher: John who?
Me: John Kraft
John Kellogg’s
John Deer
John Arrington
John Telephone
John UrbanDictionary
Elton John
by Me, John October 16, 2021
Get the Johnmug. A man that passionately loves massive red throbbing cock ripping his anus. Typically done by black fem boys.
by Austin Penwhite December 12, 2023
Get the Johnmug. The act of depriving your child of food for 6 hours, tweeting about it like you taught them a valuable lesson, doubling down on your racist tweets, then deleting your Twitter.
by Stuntotheclown January 4, 2021
Get the john roderickmug.