The inventor of the Midwest Rumble Strip, known for its intense damage to the taint while riding on a bicycle. John Rumble has built up a very negative public view after his death due to the use of the despised Rumble Strip. Although congressional attempts to remove to Rumble strip, it’s use gave the Rumble family generational wealth, which has been used to relocate John Rumble’s grave to safety after multiple displays of public indecency directed at his grave had been reported. Most use “John Rumble” and “the Devil” synonymously.
John Rumble’s Rumble Strip blew out my taint.
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
I haven’t been in worse pain then when John Rumble stole my taint in Iowa
by ILeftMyTaintInIowa July 28, 2024
Get the John Rumblemug. by Captain Mastafuck March 10, 2021
Get the casual johnmug. The sexiest beast ever trumps mat and Aaron the most perfect person that could penetrate the womb with just the tip and eve. The gods could not fit this penis in their planner sized asses the galaxy wide and 2 galaxy’s long veins popping out and come that tastes like cake you could get hooked on it with one sip and often level by super straight people
by Sheryl Biden March 6, 2022
Get the Johnmug. The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.
by jonrules11 April 14, 2024
Get the John Mayer spotmug. 
by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023
Get the John Waynemug. noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.
by Nocaerc January 8, 2020
Get the Papa John's Day of Reckoningmug.