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King Rylan of Matthewsville

he's a little girl. he using his ai assistant Williampa to cheat in AP world history.
oh woah its King Rylan of Matthewsville he must be a dumb dumb little boy
by freakydeakyforsuredan January 8, 2025
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Moving like King Von

When a character or a person locks in and goes John Wick mode
person 1: you did you watch squid game season 2?
person 2: yeah 120 was moving like king von in episode 7
by Cho Hyun-ju January 9, 2025
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King von anti piracy screen

“Hey jimmy nigga butt token king von anti piracy screen” it means i got a drop on this flexing nigga he from tenesee i had a thot she be with the shits
by Brainrotking January 10, 2025
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King Arthur’s Sword.

The Act Of Sharpening Genitals Using A Knife Or Other Sharp Object.
Oh, Lemon was giving himself a “King Arthur’s Sword.”
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CBK (could be King)

Instead of saying fire, your say "could be king" or CKB for short
Also can be used for Jesus related things where it "could be king" i.e. could be jesus
Yo, that thing you just did that was cool, cbk (could be king)
by bababanananaaaa June 12, 2025
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King Trumpet

When you’re getting an aggressive BJ and it makes you fart.
Tommy loved my head game so much it ended up being a King Trumpet
by TamTam’s boy June 20, 2025
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Fool-King Jackholes

Fool-King Jack-Holes
(noun, plural)
/ˈfu l kɪŋ dʒæk-hoʊlz/

Definition:
A pompous group of delusional men (and their enabler ladies) (usually in positions of power or self-appointed importance) who strut around with the self-assurance of kings, demagogues, dictators, with the wisdom of fools, and the moral depth of a mud puddle. Often loud, self-congratulatory, and totally unaware that everyone sees through their act.

Think: a mash-up of a court jester, a reality-TV strongman, and the guy at the office who thinks he's a visionary because he read one leadership book in 2009.

Examples:

🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King Jack-Holes."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King Jack-Hole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King Jack-Holes."

Related Terms:
Jackassery, Ego Parade, Court of Clowns, Dunning-Kruger Klub, Pretend-o-crats
🗣️ "After the board meeting, it was clear the entire executive team were just a bunch of Fool-King JackHoles."
🗣️ "You give a microphone to a Fool-King JackHole and suddenly he thinks he's Churchill with a TikTok."
🗣️ "They stormed in like medieval tyrants but ran the whole thing like a Ren Faire gone wrong. Total Fool-King JackHoles."
by Pen-Dragon June 21, 2025
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