in the joes

When something is broken or someone is drunk beyond repair.

Did you see James last night at the party he was in the joes

by Tootb August 31, 2020

Joe Roam

Absolutely fucking inting it beyond belief in every lane.

Alex was carrying the game until someone began a Joe roam and threw the game.

by Hamdinner December 20, 2021

Joe Wakefield

Joe Wakefields are usually quite lanky, long faced, with almost horselike features, Often brunette or dirty blonde. You may catch them lurking around bathrooms with a vape, and working dead end jobs in retail. Are they gay? we will never know..His music taste plays a big part in this theory but also his love for musicals. If you know a Joe keep him close because he needs you, to keep his sanity high and his depression low. Joe is usually shy and awkward and confusing at first but when you let him get comfortable around you, he will soon open up. If you’re lucky enough to have a joe in make sure you treat him right because he’s fragile on the inside, keep in touch, touch his leg hair, kiss his lips…lick his feet

OMG IS THAT JOE WAKEFIELD, yes indeed it is…and hes ready

by Pheobe Bruidgs August 16, 2023

joe

dont ever ask who joe is!

billy: who's joe?
harry: joe mama

by darealraka October 4, 2019

Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021

joe momma

Joe Momma = Your Momma / Yo Momma

p1 "knock knock
p2 "whos there?"
p1 "Joe"
p2 "joe who?"
p1 "joe momma"

by Missgyrl October 31, 2021

Joe

Joe is an all powerful omni-potent being, along side the person who asked joe is unable to be found and exists in a alternate universe.
If anybody ever asks you "whos joe" you must leave as soon as possible, or you will

be vaporised.

(man): whos joe?
(man2) joe mama!
(man2) *gets vaporised*

by Not moth September 9, 2022