Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

lore god

A profession that involves themself in doing text-acting and shall be referred to as a lore god.

"We are lore gods"

"all holy lore god"

"dick dog is a bitch"

"lore gods all love lore cat"

"lore gods are gay"

"im a lore god"

by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022

god and father of all mankind

Jacob....

I love the God and Father of all Mankind, Lets worship him.

by Lordandsaviour of us all February 22, 2020

Low Tier God

Low Tier God is a YouTuber and Street Fighter

He is famous for the "You Should Kill Yourself… Now!" Meme and the "Mods, Crush His Skull" Meme

Today i will be watching Low Tier God!

by UrbanPatodemon January 9, 2024

God

A guy people often turn to in an attempt to act superior in intellect.

Well I know God wouldn't have let me down like this.

by Artist to some August 19, 2019

God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.

This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.

by Tommy & Timmy B December 16, 2024