ass-klamp

two metallic clamps, similar to a bear trap in nature, that clamp onto your rear end. this can cause a great deal of damage, and if untreated, will ravage your innerds

Joey: "so why is Mike in the hospital?"
Rick: "he got caught up in some ass-klamps"
Joey: *shakes head* "...poor guy. were they-"
Rick: "fully clamped? I'm afraid so"
Joey: "I can't believe this"

by Jamboo August 29, 2006

ass ape

someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.

My boss is a total ass ape.

by rob roy57 February 14, 2009

Ass Chapped

To Have A Confused Look On Your Face ! To Feel Dumb Stupid , Intimidated !!!!

Mama was looking hella ass chapped when we didnt come home form after prom ;) .

by georgiaa Peach ! November 9, 2012

Bitch Ass

A male who may be on the Down Low or acts like a Punk Not masculine, soft like a woman, whos Swag is weak.

Tyrone has some Bitch Ass ways.

by DesertBull November 21, 2011

ass first

A guy sporting a faux hawk hairdoo.

Where a bi-sexual male enters when copulating.

Danny Gokey's faux hawk makes him look like he was born ass first.

by Damien Remmington March 24, 2009

ass hore

1) a woman who get F---ed in the ass, similar to asshole.
2) someone whose a hore and really anoying.

also "asshore"

1) you fucking ass hore.

2) your such an ass hore.

the suzy is really an ass hore.

by none85 April 22, 2005

Kick Ass

The best movie ever made.

"Kick Ass" was EPIC.

by Skep93 October 29, 2010