sneaky wizard

The Sneaky Wizard is a sexual act you do with one to two partners. you start by having your partner lay on the bed and you exit the room. you do not tell them what you are doing, you proceed to put a wizard costume on grab a wand. you enter the room and let them examine you. they may ask why you are wearing that but you simply tell them "don't worry about it". You proceed to have sex and you eventually bend them over and perform doggy style. After a few minutes you secretly take the wand and shove it in your partners anus and say as loud as you can "expecto patronum!".

I'm gonna pull the sneaky wizard tonight on my girl.

by SneakyWarlock69 June 26, 2016

hole wizard

someone whose very good in bed

man ! Brandons a hole wizard !

by hahahahahahahaxxxxxxxxxxxx May 13, 2018

your a wizard harry

Your a wizard Harry is a quote in Harry Potter.

"Your a wizard Harry.."
"Piggies that go to sleep are ones forever"

by ToffeeWalnut April 2, 2017

Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.

*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.

by travmagi December 14, 2019

sex wizard

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand

LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!

by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008

Wizard Status

The status achieved when enough canned beer is cunsumed that the cans can be taped end to end until they surpass your height.

Me and Ted got so hammered last night. We both reached "Wizard Status"

by J-Darsh March 14, 2009

Wizard Lock

Very long pubic hair that turns into dread locks.

'Did you eat her out?' 'Fuck no she had Wizard Locks!'

by legendarydoiche September 9, 2011