wine mom

probably some hot ass model

wine mom retweeted my tweet yesterday. then she deleted it.

by winedaughter June 5, 2016

Catalina Wine Mixer

The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward. Once fully mixed a hardy POW is yelled to signify completion.

Last night during a sensual evening Jordan suggested to Ashley that they should have a Catalina Wine Mixer.

by Baby_Belly_69 May 29, 2010

white wine rage

The consumption of white wine by more than one woman which leads to rageful female behaviour targetted at men. Akin to rye rage for men.

White wine rage includes: Drunken late night text messages that begin with "you are dead to me."

by Charlie22 July 30, 2012

turn that poop into wine

To make the best of a bad situation. Similar to life giving you lemons. Except in shittier circumstances.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Mark failing that exam?

Person 2: Yeah he said he went to talk to his professor, and the professor pointed out what he did wrong and helped to understand his mistakes

Person 1: Yeah Mark he really can turn that poop into wine.

by themodernlinguist January 26, 2020

cheese and wine party

A gathering of dirty females both with yeast infections, and also mensturating.

Damn those bitches stank! They must be havin a cheese and wine party in there!

by Lamppost pepperoni stik February 8, 2007

Wine-Bottle Dick

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.

Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

wine dine & 209

when someone you are dating turns into a stalker and you file a 209a restraining order

1.Gf: "he's a stalker, his last gf had to wine dine & 209 him"

2.Guy: "hey, wine'em, dine'em and 209'em!"

by tenzen January 2, 2009