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King Willie

n.

1. A Jamaican drug lord.

2. A Houngan or Bokor.

3. Someone who believes that power is more important than monetary wealth.
If you want some good weed there's a King Willie working over by docks. But don't disrespect his posse or he'll turn your ass into a zombie.

That VP is a serious King Willie. Don't try to pay him off, all he cares about is taking over the company.
by Siaten March 17, 2010
mugGet the King Williemug.

willy turnip

Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE
“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous
by eggyyyy January 7, 2022
mugGet the willy turnipmug.

Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.
My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.
by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010
mugGet the Willy Sockmug.

Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
mugGet the Willy Slapmug.

Willy Talk

Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.
Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."
by ABiGuy June 16, 2022
mugGet the Willy Talkmug.

Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees
Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler
by Chavland101 November 9, 2019
mugGet the Willy wobblermug.

Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013
mugGet the Willy Vanillymug.

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