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willy drip

a blob/string of willy dribble/piss/other fluids that hangs off the end of your dick.

also accounts for urine/seaman still inside the penis.
after visiting the toilet, i then had to deal with some willy drips.
by celestial phoenix April 14, 2008
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Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
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Duncan's willy

Tiny. And pretty pointless. Cannot be used during penetrative sex. Makes a decent paper weight for small amounts of paper.
"Man, this window has a gap in the seal... There's a little draft getting in... If only I had something to block it with..."

"I've got Duncan's Willy?"

"PERFECT!"
by CatMac February 7, 2014
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Willy Dart

An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.

An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.

An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"

Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.

Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
by Polish Pycho Stripper July 19, 2017
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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 13, 2018
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waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.
Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.
by Hymensmasher June 23, 2018
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Drippy willy

by 🇮🇪Irish potato stew🍀 September 11, 2018
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