Willy Talk

Those akward moments when your peeing in the urinal, and the guy next to you starts talking.
Friend: "Yeah, it was super akward. The guy next to me tried to willy talk.
You: "Cool."
by ABiGuy June 16, 2022
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Willy Goo

Vitally nutritious compound harvested from the testicles of men. The thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the penis when the male is suitably excited. A tasty salty treat that flows from the tip of the meat fountain.
All I want for Christmas is some Willy Goo!
by lolilover6969 December 14, 2018
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Willy Dart

An Individual that is easily fooled by others and doesn’t read small print.

An Individual that says, “Really?” after someone tells something obviously not true only to be greeted with a blank stare and then a very loud laugh.

An individual who tempts further exploitation by others
"Hey that guy over there thinks he just bought a round of drinks but I just took out a mortgage in his name"… "oh my god what a Willy Dart"

Doorman says “free drinks in the strip club” to and individual “Really” replies the individual and skips in to the club. The doormen turn to one another and say what a Willy Dart.

Guy gets mugged at gun point and as the mugger runs of with his wallet he shout for the mugger to return as he forgot to take his phone. Police report states the victim was a stereo typical Willy Dart.
by Polish Pycho Stripper July 17, 2017
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waxy willy

It’s like a wet Willy except from your ear to another’s mouth.
Wet willy’s Are for pussies, taste my waxy willy.
by Hymensmasher June 24, 2018
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wet willie

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.
john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will
by JaCk Is ZeStY May 03, 2023
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Willy wobbler

British lad that wears grey tracksuit bottoms pulled down to his knees
Chav walks in .
Me: hew look a that willy wobbler
by Chavland101 November 09, 2019
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Gay Willie

When you have sex with another man dressed like a stranded islander and during sex you headbutt him and he kicks you out of the house.
Frank: I can't believe that guy pulled a Gay Willie on me last night.
Dan: What did you do to him?
Frank: I kicked him out of the house!
by TheGote September 06, 2012
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