Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.

Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy

by LongLeg November 26, 2011

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cancer wigging

In business or government, treating the wrong or a merely derivative problem by strictly cosmetic means, as in offering a cancer patient a wig to conceal hair loss suffered as a result of chemotherapy; cosmetic solutions to unintended consequences of another action or lack of action; improving the appearance but not the solution of a root cause problem; treating effects, but not causes, for sake of appearance.

State governments that propose driver's licenses or guest worker programs for illegal immigrants are doing nothing more than cancer wigging. The Federal Government is cancer wigging when it mails out stimulus checks as the economy crumbles.

by smartist June 10, 2008

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Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.

Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!

by herbertonic June 19, 2023

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