A man who is so smitten by his lover that he stands around holding her purse or serves her constantly to the point of embarrassment.
He was just standing there holding her purse smiling like a goon while talking to her in a baby voice, he is so pursey whipped!
by mellowknife April 1, 2010
Get the pursey whippedmug. (n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.
(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.
Example 1:
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
(at a party)
Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.
Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.
(the next morning)
Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?
Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.
Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?
Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.
Guy 1: you get laid at least?
Cuddle Whipped guy: no.
by concerned group July 23, 2010
Get the Cuddle Whippedmug. by cal city crew March 25, 2004
Get the butters whippedmug. (verb) The act of ejaculating into a condom, then slapping the woman (or dude if you swing that way) across the face with it.
"Betty, what's that red mark on your face and why are you crying?"
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."
by thefiredragon February 14, 2008
Get the whip dibblemug. When a guy will do whatever girlS tell him to. In other words, whipped by bitches/girls. PLURAL ; When a guy does whatever more than one girl tells him to do.
Janna: "Dude. Eric SOO bitch whipped."
Nancy: "What ? How ?"
Janna: "Watch. ERIC ! Can you hold my binder for me ? & Hold on to my jacket ?"
Eric: "Suree" *takes stuff*
Janna: *Looks at Nancy* "See ? Now your turn."
Nancy: "Eric, can you go slap Brent for me ?"
Eric: "Aha. Why ?"
Nancy: "Just because."
Eric: "Okaaaaay ?" *Goes to slap Brent*
Nancy & Janna: "HAHAHHA"
Nancy: "What ? How ?"
Janna: "Watch. ERIC ! Can you hold my binder for me ? & Hold on to my jacket ?"
Eric: "Suree" *takes stuff*
Janna: *Looks at Nancy* "See ? Now your turn."
Nancy: "Eric, can you go slap Brent for me ?"
Eric: "Aha. Why ?"
Nancy: "Just because."
Eric: "Okaaaaay ?" *Goes to slap Brent*
Nancy & Janna: "HAHAHHA"
by (c)$USHixjanna August 6, 2010
Get the Bitch Whippedmug. screechin tires. when a driver of a Chevy Malibu takes a turn or U-turn @ unreasonably high speeds. often yelling "MALI WHIP!!" in action. (stl origin)
loud beats slappin headed east in the chevy malibu suddenly plans change so jerk the wheel and busta MALI WHIP u-turn
by b_style August 6, 2009
Get the mali whipmug. "I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."
-Kanye West
-Kanye West
by Keyser Soze September 4, 2004
Get the miracle whipsmug.