A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
by niggadick22 May 31, 2023
Jax, your face looks like an elephant.
Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?
HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
Jax: What the fuck did you just say about me?
HEY HEY HEY! DON'T START THE GORILLA WARFARE RANT AGAIN! I CAN'T STAND IT
by SexualAnonymous April 8, 2023
A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:
BFDI REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“
FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“
FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”
What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….
by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie March 1, 2022
by ejsuntan October 23, 2020
1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.
2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
by Dohm M November 13, 2017
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.
Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
by QuacksO January 27, 2021