A cheese weasel who is a woman (or gay man)who prefers to commit oral sex on uncircuncised men rather than scar dicks.
She explained that she was a cheese weasel, and wouldn't gime me head because I was cut like a jewboy.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the cheese weaselmug. Oh tit-weasels and strife!
by Ed, and Ian May 26, 2005
Get the tit-weaselmug. A horrible looking girl used primarilly for one stands after a bottle of vodka, she has both fuck and weasel like qualities.
by Colemanio23 April 8, 2008
Get the Fuck Weaselmug. 1) Character of ill repute
2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)
3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
2) A much maligned stink horn (ie a cheesy muck raker, or a batter wrangler)
3) State of ones penis, having engaged in anal intercourse, a la un gritty wick
1) "Look out, here come the fuckin grot weasel"
2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"
3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
2) "She hent washed in a while, check out the state on ma fuckin grot weasel"
3) "Cor my weasels all grotty."
by Earl of Grot February 1, 2008
Get the Grot Weaselmug. 1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.
2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.
2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.
1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.
2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.
Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.
2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.
Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.
by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005
Get the Screech the Weaselmug. 1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
by harry paratestis January 21, 2006
Get the taint weaselmug. Term used to describe a chicken shit supervisor who throws his weight around but weasels out of challenging projects, tasks, jobs, or decisions.
Usually describes someone who is skinny and of small stature.
Usually describes someone who is skinny and of small stature.
When it came time to evict the drunk, Weasel Boy dissappeared cause he had a bullshit call to go ot.
Weasel Boy fucked up on the project, and he blamed ourt whole group for his failure.
Weasel Boy fucked up on the project, and he blamed ourt whole group for his failure.
by Sunny Delight January 7, 2008
Get the Weasel Boymug.