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denzel washington 

The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!
My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey
denzel washington by slizzamin samuel September 17, 2008

Eastern Washington University 

A college where one goes to get rammed in the ass several times a day. When necessary, bukakke will also be awarded. Full of frat-tastic douche bags and wiggers. All males are dumbasses, while only a select few of the females are intelligent and sexy. The majority of the girls are dumb though. Most do not care about education, and are too stupid to go to a real college anyway. Much more like a large community college, rather than a university.
Guy 1: Why are you so damn stupid?
Guy 2: I go to Eastern Washington University.
Guy 1: I completely understand.
Guy 2: I don't know shit.

"Yes! I'm going to college! I have a 2.1 GPA and didn't even apply till late August!"
"That's not even a real college. Have fun getting fucked up the ass."
"Oh....."

george washington middle school 

A dumbass school with lame ass teachers and wack security and bipolar students.
Did you see what happened yesterday?
OMG yeah george washington middle school is crazy

George Washington 

George Washington was a great leader. George Bush wishes he could be.
George Washington by Octomonkey December 3, 2005

University of Washington 

AKA: UW

Best school in the Northwest overall when it comes to academics and student body. An Awesome campus right in the Emerald City. Students at UW are hot, smart, chill, down, and friendly. Great diversity, athletics, programs, faculty, and the hottest girls in the Washington state. Guys who go here are lucky.
Guy 1: Hey man, I got into the University of Washington!!!

Guy 2: Aw you lucky bitch, they got the hottest girls in the Pac 10. I wish I were you.

Guy 1: Don't trip bro, keep it pushing and you'll eventually get in.

Guy 2: Fuck ya! I'm about to be a Husky!!!

Mouth Washington 

The place where one takes a woman when he is looking for oral pleasure.
"Hey, what happened with the girl from the bar last night? We took a trip to Mouth Washington"
Mouth Washington by Candy gee November 20, 2013