Hoodlum wannabes

Pepole that think there hard but there just some soft kid from the suburbs

people wanting to be hard is hoodlum wannabes

by Anonymous taco kid March 9, 2019

Try-hard Alpha wannabe

An unconfident male who wants to be seen to be an Alpha male but lacks the qualities of a true Alpha. They act out traits they believe an alpha would do, but lack insight, for instance an Alpha would never call themselves one or behave in the way a wannabe alpha would. They are Toxic males that are lacking in any class. Real Alphas are usually successful and have high paying jobs, natural leaders and command respect, but have personal insight. The biggest difference is a man with genuine alpha traits respects other people's personal boundaries. A rum wannabe doesn't know where they end and the other person begins. Wannabes are usually low down in the working class demographic and think being a Man is about simply competing with other males for societal hierarchy which results in annoying the sh*t out of their peers. Alphas can be likeable, wannabes are never liked by anybody and have few if any real friends. Wannabes are tormented souls who need pity not respect.

"Tim is such a Try-hard alpha wannabe, he's throwing his toys out because I could bench press more than him, now he's not speaking to me"

by Melloj1 October 6, 2022

Wannabe Homewrecker

One who centers their personality around wrecking a relationship when really, she did nothing of the sort but wants to make herself feel powerful.

Person 1: Homewrecker x2
Everyone else: Where's these second homewrecker? All I see is a wannabe homewrecker.

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

for wannabe page

the section of tiktok for the person who wants to be like every girl with an aesthetic/productive lifestyle who comes across her for you page, from the messy buns to the clean rooms and iced coffee.

check out this video on my for wannabe page! i wish i was like that.

by brandyandurbanobsessed January 2, 2021

Yee Yee Wannabe

A total douche who believes that they are country, redneck, hick, or a cowboy even though their background shows the opposite.

"Did you see Timothy today? He started wearing a cowboy hat and boots with a fat belt buckle. He's turning into a real Yee Yee Wannabe."

by ESVAL97 February 8, 2019

Wannabe hoes

People who won't to be your hoes but you won't let them.

she's such awannabe hoesbecause She keeps trying to get with me but I won't let her

by Jamesone97 August 15, 2017

Patrick Bateman Wannabe

Pretty much every pretentious alpha male who has worked for one of the big four banks in NZ. Typically possesses a hugely inflated sense of self with little time or patience for anyone that doesn't fit the mold of white, financially thriving, photogenic or doesn't look like they belong at the Boxing Day races or America's Cup shenanigans. Most likely has a massive mortgage for some dodgy semi-renovated villa in Ponsonby or Grey Lynn, just because those suburbs are designed to accommodate people who are 'cultured'. The PB Wannabe are only into women who wear one of those tacky gold Cartier bangles that you can't get off without a key and considers Jane Birkin to be their 'muse'.

If you don't know Patrick Bateman Wannabe's coffee order off by heart, consider yourself an unprofessional loser who needs more formal training.

by ACunny February 26, 2024