Willy Wanker

When charlie is full up of chocolate and now wants cum

Charlie got willy wankered after his 3 chocolate bar

by Muhammad Rahman May 25, 2017

cynical wankers

You seem like one yourself by complaining about it and acting like you aren't cynical. Now that's cynical.

by master bates IV September 07, 2003

coke wanker

coke-addled wanker spending parties in a 'coke cycle': exchanging looks with your little entourage and then going off for a toot in the toilets; dabbing every last molecule of powder off the cistern; and then rejoining the gathering with a sudden inexplicable burst of talkativeness before lapsing into frozen, jaw-clamped silence as you wait for the next line.

I was at a party and wanted this chick, but she turned out to be a total coke wanker.

by mattwilk January 14, 2005

northern wanker

Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.

Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"

Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"

by Ray1282 July 19, 2006

Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.

Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!

by Allen December 07, 2003

a warwick wanker

someone from warwaick whoes a fuck off lanky cunt, with a disgusting gormless face and goggle eyes. completly under the thumb. has a fat penis. has moobs. sticks his toe up fannys. got off with gobble. is an insect fucker. likes sexy ginges. gimp. has a big sexy mum

"that lanky fucker over there is a warwick wanker"

by gash hound 2 March 23, 2009

Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017