by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025

A timeless phrase that is spoken or written whenever you suddenly realize what the person is actually saying, which often results in confusion or bewilderment. Honestly kinda comical in a way, as it's usually when the person says something unusual or unexpected that gets your full attention.
Doctor: Hey it's time for your monthly check up.
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
Timothy: Awesome.
Doctor: Did you take any pain relievers this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you experience any sort of sudden fatigue in your muscles, joints, or forehead this past month?
Timothy: Nope.
Doctor: Did you forget to take out the trash again?
Timothy: Nope, uh- wait what?
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 10, 2022

by ArchuloverCrush January 12, 2010

The intervening period of time between taking a potentially disastrous course of action and the manifestation of the consequences.
From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".
From the phrase 'the shit hit the fan".
Having given all his company's products away for free just to say that sales had been achieved, Ben stood back while waiting for the fan to go brown.
by vxrandall March 24, 2023

That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.
“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”
by I_AM_FARTACUS July 6, 2021

by pneumonoultramicroscopicsiloco June 4, 2023

I like making the retard wait for shit. Because I think it's funny that he can't do it if I don't let him.
*retard in his retarded nasly voice* can I have blah blah blah?
*Wait*............................................
*Wait*............................................
by Hym Iam November 22, 2020
