When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014
Get the urinal wallmug. by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
Get the Urinal Nycoxicationmug. A urinal talker is a guy who makes small talk with you while he is using the urinal next to you. The urinal talker will say things like “boy, we're really having some weather today” or “work has been really going rough all day today” and other similar small talk while you are trying to concentrate on peeing.
A urinal talker was making small talk with me at the urinal next to me, and I'm thinking “man, will you shut the fuck up and let me pee!”
by Bill Beef August 16, 2025
Get the Urinal talkermug. Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
by barber of seville July 31, 2022
Get the one foot in the urinalmug. Slang term for the University of Massachusetts Lowell, or commonly known at UMass Lowell, where Coburn hall smells like feet and the bathrooms smell like urine.
Zach: Hey, I'm transferring from Middlesex to UMass Lowell this semester.
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?
Chad: Oh, don't you mean the Urine and Feet World?
by UMass Lowell November 14, 2021
Get the Urine and Feet Worldmug. The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
Get the urinal mimingmug. When your doctor makes you take some medicine and every time you go to the bathroom your urine smells like vile medicine and chemicals
by 69_BitchAssNigga_420 July 18, 2016
Get the Medical-Urinemug.