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scunt bag titty whore

Loud mouth, top heavy, tight clothes wearing bimbo usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat midget is mooning you through her halter top. Can be spotted from behind by her long dry ass frizzy hair, foot long cigarette, and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters house. You go girl.
damn dude what's that girls problem?

Shit that's just Cathy. She is a scunt bag titty whore. She thinks everyone wants to see her triple F tits, and distorted rose tattoo. Just keep your eye on her, three more drinks and she will have old gray beards nuts on her chin over there.

Oh I thought they were shooting an episode of Dogg the bounty Hunter up in this bitch or something.
by skeet skeetles August 28, 2013
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Itty Bitty Titty Committee

When a person has small tits and is proud of it
Jeff: Hey you see Megan? She has no tits.
Josh: Yeah she say’s she is the leader of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
by Lhiquidd November 4, 2019
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tittybagmcdouchecanon

pure awesomeness, the sum of intese joy and utter satisfaction.
shrink: how did that make you feel?

2nd party: tittybagmcdouchecanon.
by cpt. berzerko October 30, 2010
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titty slap

When a Woman or girl Either purposley or accidently hits you with their breasts, titties ect..
1. Yo, Dat Bitch titty slapped the hell outa me!

2. You Ima Titty slap his ass!
by Bitch-o-matic May 12, 2006
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Titty Fu

(noun) - when a female receives a lap dance from another female and bonus titty lickage takes place

(etymology) - "titty" from Old English for "teat"; "Fu" from Chinese a surname, specifically a female who had gone to Atlanta, received a lap dance, and had her breast licked.
All he wants to see is a little Titty Fu!
by melinda May 6, 2003
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tittydo

It means yo stomach stick out farther than yo tity do.
College girls have a strange habit of drinking beer until their stomachs stick out farther than their tittydo.
by Hipposcottamus February 6, 2007
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titty cracker

(n): A delicious cookie-like snack for those horny at heart, coming in many different flavor such as vanilla, chocolate, and ginger snap. Originally enjoyed by the Rocktown Harriers.
refering to titty crackers: "Two a day takes your cares away! One in each hand my children."
by kittykatt1001 October 19, 2011
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