A person of upper-caste Indian or Pakistani origin whose greatest issue in life is white people doing yoga or wearing bindi or using ghee in food; spends time searching for such accounts to publicly shame on Twitter. Often throws around buzzwords like cultural appropriation and intersectionality to get retweets, and launches into Oppression Olympics when confronted with their bullshit by other people of Indian or Pakistani origin.
“HOW DARE SHE WEAR A BINDI!” raged yoga twitter as the semester ended, and a week-long break presented an ideal opportunity to increase follower count and collect SJW brownie points.
by nayee_duniya June 1, 2016
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"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
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"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."
by LeBademeister November 15, 2022
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by Thump45a November 27, 2016
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150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity
ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
150,000 - well Known
500,000- Famous
800,000-Celebrity
1,000,000-Super Celebrity
ALSO you have to follow under 320 people or else people know your a follow for follow
When you go to the mall and people say hey i seen you on twitter omg your total "Twitter Fame"
You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
You:i dont know about that but thx
fan: its true i read you're last tweet 5.3 secs ago
You: oh cool -thinks in head- "creepy"
by fameresearcher August 20, 2013
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Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009
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by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011
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