This only works if you are a girl. Find a lonely cripple in a wheelchair with fucked legs and shit. Because his legs have no feeling, you cut them off and dip them in mayonaise for lube and then ask him to insert one into your anus.
by frizzyfrazz October 31, 2016
Get the arabian twistermug. Trolling twitter timelines to find some vague tweet you can twist the words of so as to become hysterically offended.
by Matisse1234 April 17, 2017
Get the Twistericmug. twat-twister: n. - usually a Marxist "feminist" twat, but can be any other vile cultural Marxist who twists everything men say into false "victimhood", or false "male oppression", or "rape", with the larger goals of destroying Western civilization, destroying masculinity, creating class division, and destroying the very notion of family. (contrast with "mainsplaining")
"Did you ever read any of Rebecca Solnit's essays?"
"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
"Nah, I don't have time for any of those twat-twisters"
by barricada September 27, 2017
Get the twat-twistermug. by potatoaang March 6, 2016
Get the fruit twistermug. Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia
Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!
by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024
Get the South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twistermug. Usually, in an language, there are some tongue twisters which can help improve your pronounciation. There are those which are for beginners, intermediate, and advanced. Some examples could be seen below.
English Tongue Twisters
'Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?'
'Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.'
'Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.'
'Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.'
'Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches?'
'Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.'
'Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.'
'Fred fed Ted bread and Ted fed Fred bread.'
by aaaaaaanoooooonnnnnn June 23, 2023
Get the Tongue Twistermug. the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass
person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023
Get the stiff twistermug.