Touchdown Constipation

1. A football team that has scored more points from field goal attempts than touchdowns.

Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."

by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010

touched

Another way to say that someone is not quite "right" in the head. Usually accompanied by a knowing look and a nod along with the hand lightly tapped to the forehead.

Fred would say about Lamont "That boy is touched" if he hooked up with a white girl.

Or if you are trying to explain why you fizzled something at work, you could pat your head and say "I'm touched"

by G Man December 29, 2003

touching base

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

by Wong Man September 7, 2009

Touch screen

Touchscreen is an input device which emulates mouse. Instead of using a mouse we can directly touch the monitor with our finger/stylus, and at the position of the touch a mouse click is generated. Touchscreen has three main parts: Touchscreen Sensor, Controller and Driver Software.

Touchscreens are used in PDA, ATM, Information Kiosks, etc.

by Tsering Angchuk July 21, 2005

A Woman's Touch

Something you will never receive

You will never feel a woman's touch

by PyroManiaR34l April 17, 2021

Don't Touch The Baby's Milk!

1. The baby's milk that you should not touch.
2. Something that you should not touch.

1.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "BUT WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR MILK!"

2.
P1: "Hey man! Don't touch the baby's milk!"
P2: "YOU DON'T TOUCH IT YOU DICK!

by dixintha March 26, 2008

Ms. Don't Touch Me

A reference to a specific role in gay pornography in which a man (usually a straight man in need of some cash) will masturbate on film while other men in the direct vicinity do not physically interact with him.

It is widely regarded as the brass ring of gay-for-pay performance work.

We need something else for this scene, something to fill up the negative space behind the daisy chain. See if the gaffer, Andy, will be a Ms. Don't Touch Me for an hour.

Hey Andy! Wanna make $250?

by The Amazing Rando! July 19, 2012