Wet Cleveland Tomato

When you catch your wife, a Cleveland native, committing adulterously sexual acts with your recently planted tomato plant. Instead of being angry, you proceed to have a raunchy no-limits sex fest with the plant and your wife. As your infant son watches from the window, certainly scarring him for life, you make the mother of your infant child eat wet dirt while penetrating her. After an hour of passionate lovemaking, it’s time for all participants of the ungodly genital jamboree to switch positions. Your wife is now the tomato plant, which means she needs to be buried taint-deep in dirt and spray-painted red. The tomato plant now assumes the role of the man and you will have to gaze your recently planted wife in the eyes as the stem of the tomato plant sodomizes you. At this point in the botany sex fest, you notice your teenager daughter in the window along with your infant son. You tell them its important for this family progress and continue to get pounded by the seeded tomato plant.

Jonathan, why is my wife in a potted plant? Because George, she just got wet cleveland tomato'ed.

by Seaniebananas December 4, 2016

Tomato Tall Pie

The complete opposite of Strawberry Shortcake. Can refer to food that looks good but is really nasty.

On the menu: Tomato Tall Pie.

by bonelesspizza January 25, 2017

Real Tomato Hours

The counter to real sadboy hours. to start, put a tomato in a boiling pot of water and do stupid shit until the tomato melts, like snorting garlic powder.
this is effective at parties that last until 5 am.

"are you boiling a tomato?"
"wait, its real tomato hours"
*chugs a gallon of vinegar*

by TheWordManDan November 9, 2018

alaskan tomato plant

Slang word for Marijuana and/or a Marijuana plant

Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.

by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022

tomato-cream soup

when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.

Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning

by large_erection14 April 14, 2018

Big lettuce tomato

It is a reference to a video on live leak... good luck finding it.

“Have you ever had the big lettuce tomato, it’s a big thing.”

by Big boi27 November 10, 2018

Fried green tomatoes

A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes

Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.

by DDD in Dallas March 21, 2013