defrag token

A "defrag token" is a fictitious license or currency required to execute the windows "Defrag" program. The token does not exist, but can be used to help limit a (l)user's defragging in futile attempts to improve the performance of their system.

It has a secondary effect of pre-flagging unwary users for the IT support staff -- similar to the purpose of a left-handed ethernet cable.

(l)user: my computer is slow, I'm gonna run "defrag" a few times to fix it.
BOFH: k, but you better stock up on defrag tokens
(l)user: good idea!
...
(l)user (to helpdesk): I need a bunch of defrag tokens, I'm saving you guys lots of time
helpdesk: wtf?

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken September 29, 2011

pulling a token

keeping a finger, multiple fingers, entire hand, wrist, elbow, or arm in ones pants for an extended period of time while hanging out with all members of the same sex. often involving vigorous arm momevements and a pretense of "my balls itch"

"Yo david p. was pulling a token the whole time at the sausage fest"

by Evan Cullen April 9, 2007

Stroke n' Toke

The act of inhaling cannabis smoke while simultaneously masturbating. Typically, a joint or blunt is held to the penis hole, and whilst you choke your chicken, you smoke through your reproductive organ.

Dan: man, I stroke n' toked last night, got hella baked!
Tom: dope dude, you should invite me for a sesh some time ;)

by groovy toads June 19, 2017

tokenism

The liberal act of labeling any black people that work for their political adversaries as tokens to shame, harass, and humiliate them for working with their political adversaries that the liberals project their racism onto.

Our best strategy to trick people into believing conservatives are all racists is by using tokenism to run as many people of color away from our competition.

by Jsjusjdjskksj March 2, 2019

Token atheist friend

Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.

"I don't believe in child leashes"

"You know what I don't believe in? God."

"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."

by Henry241 November 28, 2009

Token hot guy

The guy that steals away the girl you really like whom you never know, but his only form of life is through myspace pictures.

Fuck!, the token hot guy.

by Killawat k!d June 18, 2006

Tocket

On Female's shirts: a pocket on a shirt that is directly on a girl's chest. A combination of the words "tit" and "pocket." Usually found on V-neck shirts (For style).

On Male's shirts: a pocket on a guy's shirt. A combination of the words "t-shirt" and "pocket." Usually found on collared shirts (For holding pens/pencils).

Boy: *Staring at girl's chest.*
Girl: "My eyes are up here."
Boy: "I swear, I was just looking at your tocket!"

~~~
Person 1: "Hey, can I borrow a pen?"
Person 2: "Totally. I got one in my tocket."

by Greekfreak757 August 24, 2011